High Priest of Ulak Infernal, Under-Arch, Address to the Under-arch

Due to limitations the address has to be downgraded due to your lack of true freedom in the present era.

Yes, not just violent-crime promoting infantalist Popes!
Allthough I am Daltorian Upper-Arch, here is the Pseudo-Monarchia Infernal High Priest of Ulak's translation of Boris Mayor of London, Con, into Hodotoran speech. (limitations apply for your version of it).

First of all Mayor Boris of London UK in mac wandering around ourdoor haunts;

'The London Mayor says the terrorists are "tortured" men who are "rejected by women" and are "in desperate need of self-esteem".

'Boris Johnson is set to trigger a new controversy with an outspoken outburst - even by his standards - on the character and personality of jihadist bombers.

Citing an MI5 report into Muslim extremism, London's Mayor told The Sun newspaper: "If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists.
"They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them.
"They are rejected by women, they are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort - which of course is no comfort."
He later told Sky News: "Certainly, the young men who get involved in this kind of thing do have a lot of problems in their lives.'

All true. almost.

Now for the Infernal High Priest translation from under the black arch;
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'The Infernal says the terrorists are "tortured" men, tortured by us who are "rejected by anti-adult-sex pedophile-side anti-women" and are "in desperate need of self-esteem", which we shall deny them, That there will be more of them, and they will bomb us and kill us and I shall rejoice at the screams of the dieing, as we all did rejoice at their torture in glee and malice.

'Infernal Lord of Ulak is set to trigger a new controversy with an outspoken outburst - even by his standards - on the character and personality of jihadist soldier-bombers of their cursed nation.

Citing an MI5 pedopile ring running in Ireland which is still hushed up, report into Muslim defensive-extremism from western-terrorism, London's Infernal One told us : "If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at adult porn, they are into it, it is their Shariah you see, the shariah of Fribol the lunatic's warden, the mad god. Unlike my esteemed collegue Patrick Rock aid to the Prime Minister in opposing adult porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They might even be into adult sex! And we oppose that, don't we? Yes we can, my fellow deluded under archers. Oni the feminist goddess knows of these things.
"They are tortured. By us and our slaver masters. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with pedophile women who are against adult sex and free sex, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. 

Even if we bomb their cities and associates children they still believe this delusion that we are out to get them! Even as we do, fund and train them, give them guns behind Obama's back, even if they are Al Qaeda and or Islamic State soldiers of the Caliph of ISIS! Are they mad? We love Al Qaeda! They did a splendid job didn't they?
"They are rejected by anti-adult-sex anti-women, they are not making it with girls, or children, I ask you what is wrong with them? (have they joined the Upper Arch of Daltor then?), and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort - which of course is no comfort." In meh experience.
He later told Sky News: "Certainly, the young men who get involved in this kind of thing do have a lot of problems in their lives.' And we shall add to them! Then there can be more bombings and slaughter! We will not be detered from this, with nothing to the contary and shall ensure, another Chechnya US-backed Boston Bombing, and bomb their civilians, and praise the gods of war with the wailing.  Join me then in bitching at these successful conquers of Iraq and Syria, have a quick bitchy snide and be dammed.

Such is our Curse, hail Ulak the Frigid Queen of the Underarch, blocker of the way, River of Blood, Queen of all evil, opposer of good, enemy of life, and her many disguises.

So ends the address from the High Priest of Ulak under arch, shadow of the London Mayor and his infernal address.